• Sam Baker

the whole box

I am a human Roomba today. I vacuumed for a while. My batteries ran down and I left the vacuum where I stopped. Recharging my batteries on coffee now. The vacuum may stay where it is for days. or longer. It depends on so many things.


like the red wheel barrow.


or the cold grapes that I stole from you and ate.


or was it kumquats? I can't remember. Radishes? Were they really yours? Serious? What is with the radishes?


the eskimo pies?


What about The Klondikes?


The Klondikes were delicious tho. And I don't think they were yours. But I will give you one.


or the whole box if you want it.


really.