Ditch

I am crawling back down in the ditch today

I got a crazy ass wife
Got a baby on the way
Glad I got work
Glad I got pay
I'm crawling back down in the ditch today

The crew’s a bunch of stoners the boss he's a shit
Be a miracle if one of us does not get hit
By a ton of pipe
On a cheap ass chain swinging round the sky
In this pouring ass rain

I am crawling back down in the ditch today

I got a crazy ass wife
Got a baby on the way
Glad I got work
Glad I got pay
Crawling back down in the ditch today

Well my crazy ass wife, she's nutty as her brother

Supposed to marry rich according to her mother

Supposed to marry up now she is knocked up down

By a poor man wrestling a pipe in the ground

I am crawling back down in the ditch today

I got a crazy ass wife
Got a baby on the way
Glad I got work
Glad I got pay
Crawling back down in the ditch today

My wife god bless her and for what it is worth

Thinks she and Taylor Swift
Were twins at birth
Separated at birth
Earth to wife
Wife to Earth

I am crawling back down in the ditch today

I got a crazy ass wife
A baby on the way
Glad I got work
Glad I got pay
Crawling back down in the ditch today

Glad I got work

Glad I got pay

Crawling back down in the ditch today

Appears on say grace