I am crawling back down in the ditch today

I got a crazy ass wife
Got a baby on the way
Glad I got work
Glad I got pay
I'm crawling back down in the ditch today

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The crew’s a bunch of stoners the boss he's a shit
Be a miracle if one of us does not get hit
By a ton of pipe
On a cheap ass chain swinging round the sky
In this pouring ass rain

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I am crawling back down in the ditch today

I got a crazy ass wife
Got a baby on the way
Glad I got work
Glad I got pay
Crawling back down in the ditch today

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Well my crazy ass wife, she's nutty as her brother

Supposed to marry rich according to her mother

Supposed to marry up now she is knocked up down

By a poor man wrestling a pipe in the ground

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I am crawling back down in the ditch today

I got a crazy ass wife
Got a baby on the way
Glad I got work
Glad I got pay
Crawling back down in the ditch today

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My wife god bless her and for what it is worth

Thinks she and Taylor Swift
Were twins at birth
Separated at birth
Earth to wife
Wife to Earth

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I am crawling back down in the ditch today

I got a crazy ass wife
A baby on the way
Glad I got work
Glad I got pay
Crawling back down in the ditch today

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Glad I got work

Glad I got pay

Crawling back down in the ditch today

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Appears on say grace